WELCOME TO PURPLE PISS

The Politically Incorrect Safe Space — for People Who Don’t Need a Safe Space.

Congratulations.
You’ve stumbled into the only corner of the internet that hasn’t been sanitised, sterilised, censored, fact-checked, de-platformed, demonetised, or lectured by someone with a sociology degree and a rage-powered Twitter account.

Here at PurplePISS.com, we proudly do what no mainstream site will dare do:
absolutely nothing helpful.

Instead, we provide a safe space for the dangerously normal.
You know — the people who can see a joke, laugh at a joke, and somehow survive without calling the UN Human Rights Council.

At Purple PISS, we offer:

✔ Opinions nobody asked for

✔ Language nobody approves of

✔ Humour nobody should take seriously

✔ And a refreshing lack of emotional support animals

Because unlike other “safe spaces,” ours is designed for people who don’t burst into tears when someone disagrees with them.
Think of us as the anti-therapy platform: you come here to get offended properly, like a functioning adult, and then you move on with your day.

WHAT WE STAND FOR

Not much, honestly.
We’re too busy laughing.

But if we had to put it into words:

• Free speech (the real kind, not the curated, feelings-friendly version)

• Bad jokes (the worse, the better)

• Taking the piss out of everything

• Making fun of the fragile, the furious, and the terminally offended

And of course:
Creating a politically incorrect safe space for people who don’t need a safe space.

OUR COMMITMENT TO THE ENVIRONMENT

None.

But we do encourage donations so we can continue increasing our carbon footprint in exciting new ways.
Recycling? Rarely.
Composting? Only by accident.
Eco-conscious? Not even once.

If Greta Thunberg had a website nightmare, it would look a lot like this.

WHY WE EXIST

Because the world has become so sensitive that a sneeze is now considered a microaggression.
We’re here to restore balance by proudly offering:

• zero apologies

• zero virtue signalling

• zero tolerance for people who have zero sense of humour

If that offends you?
Perfect.
It means the system works.

SO WELCOME TO PURPLE PISS

Kick off your shoes, take nothing seriously, and remember:

PURPLE — P.I.S.S. — the only safe space for people who do not need a safe space.

Now go explore the site, enjoy the chaos, and if you find yourself offended…
don’t worry.

That just means you’re in the right place.